TMZ: Calling Out The Millionaire Matchmaker
Check it out:This week I called out Patti Stanger on her recent tirade on her stylist. I also offered her my matchmaking and dating services for free..I mean a matchmaker of that caliber SINGLE???? What’s up Patti??
Leave a commentIts Not You..It’s Me
I had the chance to date coach a Forbes reporter.
It’s Not You, It’s Me
Client: Anna Vander Broek
At our first meeting, my dating coach says he is going to teach me how to “date like a man.”
Leave a commentCosmo Mag: The Case Of The "Crazy Ex"
I was waiting for a friend at a restaurant when a beautiful woman asked if she could join me. She sat down and said, “You don’t remember me, do you, Matt?” She looked familiar, but before I could respond, she said, “It’s Belinda, from Philadelphia.” Um, Belinda (not her real name), as in the craziest ex-girlfriend ever? I scanned her body for hidden weapons. You see, even guys who race motorcycles and laugh at Saw VI want to run to Mama when faced with a psycho ex.
1 CommentCosmo Mag: Why Men Think Women Are Nags
When Cosmo calls…I am always here to help! Check out my latest article…
It was 85 degrees at 9 a.m., and I was headed to the pool to cool off. Sud denly, I heard my significant other’s voice coo, “Matt, can you call to board the dogs for Thanksgiving?” Huh? That’s five months away. They’re two 7 -pound Chihuahuas — how much space could they take up at the doggie day spa? Clearly, she was kidding.
I grunted in response and carried on with the day. At noon, she rephrased the request: “Did that number work — the one for the kennel?” Then at dinner, my personal favorite: “So, what did they tell you when you called about boarding the dogs?” This was July. She was talking about November. At this point, I had no choice — it was self -preservation. I pulled out my secret weapon, the one itty- bitty phrase that’s proven to drive her straight up the wall: You’re nagging.
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